Tonight Bretton Woods will perform, for the very first tim in public, a brand new christmas hymn. The song is a classic christmas story involving snow, a christmas tree and guns. For the very first time, the cowboys of Bretton Woods will be performing in a church, but will they take off their hats?

If you want to see for yourself, come to Markus Church in Oslo, tonight at 7 p.m.

No sign of pain, claims witness.

Seven medical students descriebed the injuri as a “funny case” as Helge “Iron Fist” Holtermann claimed that he felt no pain during the three day long recording period.

Mr Holtermann says that the injury was caused by a “ski accident”. However rumors from unconfirmd sources claims that the guitarist was involved in a shoot-out in a saloon. The accident makes a strong case for Bretton Woods to make more music about arms control.

Now Bretton Woods guitarist is told to stay calm the next couple of weeks, with his thumb plastered. He is therefore not attending the next two band rehearsals.